Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY