...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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