i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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