Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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