Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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