Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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