I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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