fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a hot homeless man
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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