Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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