Pants 0. Shit 1.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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