Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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