Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Randomize
