she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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