When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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