RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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