Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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