Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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