they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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