My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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