You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So squirting runs in the family.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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