so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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