Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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