Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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