Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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