im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
