i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize