Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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