Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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