I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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