Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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