i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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