Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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