You surviving the open bar?
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It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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