how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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