I think I am morally bankrupt
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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