if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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