Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
operation have a gay friend backfired
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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