so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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