TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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