I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Duck Duck Cougar?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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