i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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