with your own penis?
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
