Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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