I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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