You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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