There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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