Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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