You surviving the open bar?
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I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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