we have officially lost it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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