try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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