is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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