So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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