she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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