I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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