3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I heard we made out
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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