hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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