I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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