He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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