I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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